|I Speak for the Trees|
1. Kill 10 Survivalist Woodcutters
The more trees, the better, you know? That goes without saying. Well, we had a fruit tree orchard just outside of town, but a group of brain-addled "survivalists" has been cutting them down for firewood, if you can believe that. If you really want to prove something to us, you'll go out there and kill some of them. That will teach the rest to keep away.
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