| The Hoffa Bunker | |
|---|---|
| Start | Billy Bob Swayhill |
| End | Billy Bob Swayhill |
| Level | 14 |
| Type | Group Mission |
| Rewards | 250 Experience 500 Chips 1x Stewing 2 Cookbook |
| Time Limit | Unlimited |
| Sector | Plateau |
| Area | Trailer Park |
Goals
1. Kill 15 Throwback Warriors
Mission
Billy Bob Swayhill in Trailer Park wants you to thin out the Throwback warriors that have overrun the Hoffa Bunker.
(He also wants some soup.)Description
Billy Bob Swayhill: Long time ago, back before the Fall, there was this guy. Pretty sure he was President of the United Stes. Name was Jimmy Hoffa. he got assassinated by Cubists and Mason Jars and the Black Helicopters - y'know, the Trilateral Commission.
Player: Okay...
Billy Bob Swayhill: Anyway, there's always been this legend floating around that Hoffa kept a bunker out here near the Grand Canyon, which he stashed full of Al Capone's cash and all the gold from Fort Knox and Andy Warhol's never-ending soup supply. I really, really, REALLY like soup.
Player: Uh, huh?
Billy Bob Swayhill: Well, here's the thing: we found it! It's just north o' here, up sorta near that big dish-shaped thing. No tellin' what-all kinda loot you can find in there. 'Course, none of us know, 'cause we can't get to it, 'cause it's covered in Throwbacks. Just OOZIN' with 'em.
Player: I see.
Billy Bob Swayhill: But hey, you should go and take a look at the place! Maybe you can figure out somethin' we couldn't. Their's this weird chick up there, though...all she ever does is watch the bunker. I'd stay away from her if I was you. I'm jsut sayin'.
Player: Sure... hey, I should probably...
Billy Bob Swayhill: I'll make you a deal: you get inside there and kill a bunch of the Throwback warriors, and I'll pay you. But I got a condition: bring back some soup. I want some soup, dammit!
Player:
If it'll make you shut up.Progress
Billy Bob Swayhill: You got my soup?
Player:
Umm... no. but I did kill throwbacks. About a million of them.Completion
You sure killed a lot of Throwbacks. But where's my soup?! Aw, all right, I'll pay you anyway... jeez...