|The Mutagen Theory|
The Mutagen Theory
Goal:Talk to Jeannie Bragg
Mission:The Distracted Theoretician in Chemtown wants you to go and talk to Jeannie Bragg about the Theoreticians' current project.
Greetings, wayfarer. Welcome to Chemtown! You have discovered a true mecca of insight and knowledge. We here in Chemtown strive to make the world a better place, through the acquisition of pure, blissful knowledge.
Well, not everyone. Only the important citizens -- those of us aligned with the Tech Theoreticians. Other Chemtown residents are, by and large, inconsequential.
It is simply the truth. The Theoreticians are destined to be the salvation of the Province. Why, our current project promises to yield VOLUMES of invaluable information!
Near here there is a huge pool of radioactive, contaminated sludge. As we speak, top Theoreticians are building a machine which will siphon up all of the sludge, aerate it, and disperse it into the clouds. It will then rain down over a hundred-square kilometer area!
Because it will cause the same kinds of mutations we see in the sludge pond, except on a much larger scale! The effect sample we've had up to this point was much too small. Now we'll be able to study the sludge's effects on a much, much larger population! Can you imagine all the data we'll collect?
Oh, no, no, no. An Theoretician worth his or her salt has a top-notch hazmat suit. We'll be fine.
Oh, pish tosh. Go and talk to Jeannie Bragg. You can file a complaint if you'd like.
Yes? Something I can do for you?
The Mutagen Theory
Mission:I'm sorry, I'm much too busy to devote time to petty complaints. Come back in...let's say three weeks.
Hey! You! Yeah, you with the collar! Come here!
<You hear a loud whisper from the back of the room. One of the three people at the table is trying to get your attention.>
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